peachxpit:

accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads

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taylorswift:

ughstory:

Honestly why am I single..

CANT STOP LAUGHING I will be applauding you for decades to come for this.

daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

(via hotboyproblems)

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vogue-pussyxo:

X

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

(via handjob)

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nintenclo64:

homostatus:

how about you take off your 

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how about 

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(Source: omgs, via beyoncescock)

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hoodpharmacist:

OSMOSIS JONES

yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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image

(via asian)

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boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

(Source: kimyas, via crunchier)

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sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

(via notwifi)

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